It may be the smallest, it may be the tallest

It may be the fastest that there has ever been

The highest, the deepest, the road that's the steepest

The longest and widest the world has ever seen

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There are many kinds of records, serious or odd

Running jumping lifting weights, or catching fish like cod

If you can think of something new and put it to the test

Maybe you could be the one who's better then the rest

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It may be the smallest, it may be the tallest

It may be the fastest that there has ever been

The highest, the deepest, the road that's the steepest

The longest and widest the world has ever seen

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If you sit inside a bath up to your neck in beans

Or walk about with seven people all inside your jeans

Stand up on the highest pair of stilts and run a mile

Or on your face for two whole weeks you always wear a smile

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It may be the smallest, it may be the tallest

It may be the fastest that there has ever been

The highest, the deepest, the road that's the steepest

The longest and widest the world has ever seen

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I think my sister holds the record talking on the phone

I think I'll go and beat the time around the world alone

I could cycle, ride a horse or do it on my hands

Maybe there's a record for stretching rubber bands

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It may be the smallest, it may be the tallest

It may be the fastest that there has ever been

The highest, the deepest, the road that's the steepest

The longest and widest the world has ever seen